May 2012
Anonymous asked: I'm so glad you liked what I said :). and I want you to know that I was being honest. You're very unique, and I think that's an amazing quality! Please just don't change..okay?
Anonymous asked: If you were my girlfriend, I'd treat you like a goddess every day. I may not be able to make you offerings, but I could love you like you were the only one. I'd walk you to class and give you little kisses every day. I'd never stop texting you, and try my best not to fight with you. Every now and then, you can be sure that I would devote one of my poems to you, but Most importantly...
“Find what you love and let it kill you.”
– Charles Bukowski (via ddescendents)
1 tag
Me: Babe, I'm going to give you a purity ring
Me: So we can save ourselves till marriage
Me: Because you are so special
Him: Can the purity ring go on my penis?
Him: And can we could ruin it?
vaspim:
I want to start blogging in MLA format. Works Cited Vaspim, Chris B. “Vaspim Wants to Start Blogging in MLA Format.” Vaspim. http://vaspim.tumblr.com/, 29 May 2012. Web. 28 May 2012.
sherlockandjohnwatson:
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
“incorrect email or password”
which one you horrid cunt
If you were my girlfriend... finish in my ask.
toolesbiantofunction:
do it bitchez, make my night.
byecoolworld:
I want to start out with kissing and hand holding and sleep overs that we actually sleep during. Then I want make out sessions, smoke sessions, night drives where we talk about nothing, and sex that cures insomnia. Then I want a random combination of all of those things until we decide not to know each other anymore.
lessiarty:
can we just examine this sentence in this book
Up to 80 percent of all household expenditure, according to the bread historian Christian Petersen, was spent on food, and up to 80 percent on that went on bread.
ok but can we just
according to the bread historian Christian Petersen
i mean
bread historian
myladymother:
roleplaying blogs in your tracked tags
courtesy of satan
I like laying on your couch talking about how much we hate people, then making out. that’s nice.
wtvrmom:
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want someone who likes to cuddle and eat pizza and decimate entire populations of helpless civilians
mottsgoddamnit:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
Tumblr at 3am is like a supermarket at 3am there are mentally insane people lurking the corners muttering about all their life problems to themselves
sorry I can’t hear you your url is making me uncomfortable
